Unless unicorn isn’t anywhere near as tough as their boring horse cousins, I hope it’s roasted for a very, very long time over a slow fire. Otherwise, it’ll be really tough eating.
Wait, he eats a whole roasted horse-sized animal every night? Ye gads! He’s not just a wizard, he’s a damn bottomless pit! He must be a gargantuan demon hiding in the body of a man.
“Why are you harming that unicorn?”
“Well I am a cook and I roast one of these every night.”
“… How tthe heck is that supposed to answer my question?!”
“… I’m tenderizing it…?”
“See? Even that’s better answer! It’s still pretty stupid though…”
And he said Hedgy has one roasted every eve. Didn’t say, though it was yes implied, that he eats it alone or even at all. We’re talking about an evil wizard here after all. 😛
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Unless unicorn isn’t anywhere near as tough as their boring horse cousins, I hope it’s roasted for a very, very long time over a slow fire. Otherwise, it’ll be really tough eating.
Wait, he eats a whole roasted horse-sized animal every night? Ye gads! He’s not just a wizard, he’s a damn bottomless pit! He must be a gargantuan demon hiding in the body of a man.
“Why are you harming that unicorn?”
“Well I am a cook and I roast one of these every night.”
“… How tthe heck is that supposed to answer my question?!”
“… I’m tenderizing it…?”
“See? Even that’s better answer! It’s still pretty stupid though…”
And he said Hedgy has one roasted every eve. Didn’t say, though it was yes implied, that he eats it alone or even at all. We’re talking about an evil wizard here after all. 😛